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Plan ki tarikh.. Tarikh pe tarikh!

Since last 9-10 months diploma group was not able to arrange cool hangouts with their friends. 2-3 day trips were not even in anybody's palm grip. Hangout plans made in last 10 months were not as happenning as previous. Groupism in a group started gradually. This was all observed by every member of the group and also by Mr. Sunny Deol of Damini movie. Groups within a group decided to file a case against each other, blaming that because of them the plan was cancelled or not enjoyed enough. Judge was finally confused and made a decision to punish entire group to select a single person to make all the plans in near future. Sunny got excited. His nose started to flatten and bisceps rose by 2 inches. He stood up from his chair and went in action - "My lord, is se pehle ki aap apna faisla sunaye.. Main kuch kehna chahunga.." Judge - "Ijaazat hai.." Sunny - "My lord is group ki misal to log salon se dete aa rahe hain.. Inke diploma ke juniors me inki baat...

Tito's ke saamne

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It was raining in Goa but we bought raincoat and hired two activas and then never cared about rains.

A Billion Dollar Idea

Everyone says it is so hard to find a idea which is worth a billion, it’s just because we are looking at things from a different perspective, we are looking as we are taught too, but today I’m going to let you have a different perspective to look at things so you all can have various billion or even trillion dollar ideas. Here it goes, don’t look for idea instead look for problems, well let’s take a example for this, two friends were chatting over web discussing a serious problem on relationship, but was not able to get to a conclusion so one them said there should be a website in which I should be able to post my query and get results from all over the world and that’s when ‘forums’ came, so you see a problem helps creating wonderful ideas, next time when you’re in a problem think deeply and solve it manner that others follow you. Hence proved you all can be a billionaire

A theory on dead relationships

"Generally what people do when their pet dies? They just bury it and plant a scrub upon it" What do we do when we break up a relationship either we try to patch up or just ignore the damn thing, well if you're the one who "ignore the damn thing" then reading rest is not necessary, but if you're one of those who cries to patch just because they love them so much then you're only ripping away your own self-respect. Let's reframe the first phrase, generally what people do when they break up into a relationship? They should just forget it "bury it" and stand on it "plant a scrub on it". If you're trying hard to get back you're love, I just say "you're digging way too hard to get back what is dead and also you'll have to rip of the your self-respect (Scrub)". Move on there are plenty of fishes in the sea

The name revealed

Long time back a regular creature with some irregular properties was walking down the road, that regular creature is lizard and as you all might know, a lizard have a irregular property of losing its tail, a lizard become very tensed when losing its tail. So while walking down the road that lizard saw our irregular creature and got astonished as this was a very extraordinary sight. Our irregular creature was feeling a bit low by seeing the expressions of that lizard. But suddenly that lizard lost tail and became very unstable. Lizard cried for help and here comes in picture our irregular creature. Our creature as I told you in my previous blog had three heads and six tails, so with three heads he had a 3D view (Top, Rear and Side view) to the problem then with its six tails he helped the lizard to feel how is to be with six tails and still be very funny. Seeing all this pleasant sights the lizard became very happy and was curious to know the name of our irregular creature. Our creat...

A complicated journey comes to an end

Long time ago a creature existed who had three tails and six heads, that creature was so funny that whenever some other regular creatures saw him they laugh at him but that creature never gave up and decided to work upon its journey, " The journey to life ". For existence that creature learned ". XML Parsing ." (Its a weird skill, it helps you to read weird documents), but still this was not the complicated part of his life rather he actually mastered this skill but thing which was coming next was complicated. But we'll get back to it later, for now just wait . . .

Tension Vs No Tension

Problem can be solved with tension or without tension, just take a example where you have two roads to reach your destination, one road is smooth and the other one is spiked. I guess you'd prefer the smoother one. Now think like this the road which is smoother one is the road without tension and anyways you've to reach to the destination with in time if you'd have choose the spiked road you'd have been taking care of spikes also and that would have wasted your time. Think of it the tension is the spike, brain says you again and again " How will you do it, its impossible to do it on time! " well this distracts you and also waste your time. The road which is smoother is actually without tension and also a fast way to solve your problem. -- ( :