Plan ki tarikh.. Tarikh pe tarikh!

Since last 9-10 months diploma group was not able to arrange cool hangouts with their friends. 2-3 day trips were not even in anybody's palm grip. Hangout plans made in last 10 months were not as happenning as previous. Groupism in a group started gradually. This was all observed by every member of the group and also by Mr. Sunny Deol of Damini movie.

Groups within a group decided to file a case against each other, blaming that because of them the plan was cancelled or not enjoyed enough. Judge was finally confused and made a decision to punish entire group to select a single person to make all the plans in near future.

Sunny got excited. His nose started to flatten and bisceps rose by 2 inches. He stood up from his chair and went in action -

"My lord, is se pehle ki aap apna faisla sunaye.. Main kuch kehna chahunga.."
Judge - "Ijaazat hai.."

Sunny - "My lord is group ki misal to log salon se dete aa rahe hain.. Inke diploma ke juniors me inki baatein professors tak sunate hain.

Magar aaj is group ko aise dekh ke main apne aap se nazrein nahin mila pa raha.. Are inhe dekh k hi to maine apne bete ko diploma k liye admission leke di.. Yeh soch kar ki ek din mere bete k group ki bhi aisih hi baatein hongi!

Aaj kal to is group ko phone karke baat karne ka bhi time nahin milta..

Pehle is group ke plans 5 mins mein bante the aur aaj 5 months guzar jane ke baad b reh jati hai to bas plan ki tarikh.." "Thush.." - background sound.

"Hotel me jana to is group ke liye chutkiyon ka kaam tha aur ab hotel ka naam karke plan kuch aur hi ban jata hai aur reh jati hai to bas plan ki tarikh.." "Thush.." - background sound.

Sunny's volume increased by 2 -

"Ulhasnagar me aisi koi hotel ya theatre nahin tha jo inhe galiyan deke bahar na nikaal de aur aaj reh jati hai to bas tarikh" "Thush.." - background sound.

"Movie pe jana aur audience ko pareshan karna is group ki aadat thi aur aaj theatre me movies lag ke purani ho jati hain aur reh jati hai to bas inke plan ki tarikh". "Thush.." - background sound.

"Vaishnodevi trip ka plan to kabhi bana hi nahin tha.. wo to bas ban gaya tha! Exam ke beech me bhi yeh log trip ki baatein karte the.. aur ab trip ki ticket k paise dene k baad bhi reh jati hai to bas inke plan ki tarikh.." "Thush.." - background sound.

Sunny's volume raised by 5 more -

"Pehle is group ka har member ek dusre se prem karta tha.. aur aaj ladke ko ladki se prob hai, ladki ko ladke se prob hai, ladke ko ladke se prob hai, ladki ko ladki se prob hai.. in sab k beech reh jati hai to bas plan ki tarikh.." "Thush.." - background sound.

"Groupism to in sab ke beech aise badh gaya hai jaise british rule wapis aa gaya ho.. aur reh jati hai sirf plan ki tarikh" "Thush.." - background sound.

Sunny's volume to its maximum possible level -

"Main poochta hu kya fayda aise group ka.. Band kardo yeh tamasha group hangouts ka jo kabhi sach na hote ho. Band kar dijiye aaisi adaalat jo is group k prob ka faisla nahin le sake.. aapke faisle se aur kuch nahin hoga par ek aur bechara garib planning ke bhoj se dab jayega.. uski bhi zyada din tak nahin chalne wali!

Band kar dijiye aisi adaalat ko ya phir kadi se kadi saza dijiye aise group ko taki mujh jaisa aur koi baap barbad na ho.."

Complete silence in the courtyard..

Sunny's respiratory system at its best speed. Nose also accompanying the respiratory system.

Suddenly, whole diploma group started clapping for sunny. There was nobody else in the courtyard to clap. Nobody came for case hearing.

All diploma group along with judge went to sunny for cooling him down. "Tu to zyada hi serious ho gaya yaar" - group said in unison. Judge went out to order a mosambi juice for him from ulhas.

Judge changed his decision - "Sunny ki karwahi sunte hue aur is group ka trip/hangout performance compare karte hue yeh adalat faisla leti hai ki aaj se is group ke sare faisle sunny hi lega. Aur is group ko yeh hukm deti hai ki pl sunny ka faisla manein..".

"After that, sunny managed to smile somehow. He thought he will make his son join diploma group and he only will tell his son's  stories to whole society. Group also warmly welcomed sunny's son and obeyed sunny's further plans.

END OF THE STORY

--
Dheeraj Bathija

Comments

kapil said…
Damini kidar hai

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